"EXAMPLES OF SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENTS"

 

     Find out who your “Super Date” is!! Join in the fun!! Meet SOMEONE new this _______________ (fall-winter, etc.) Fill out a “Computer Fun” Questionnaire/Answer Sheet (during homeroom, lunch, etc.). You will have the opportunity to buy a letter which lists ____________ (3, 4, 10, etc.) people of the opposite sex matched just for YOU. There is no charge to fill out the answer sheet. The results will be back in two weeks.

     Love may be blind, but the computer is not. Turn your love life over to our computer and learn the identity of the partner perfectly programmed for you. Simply complete the questionnaire. We will process your responses and deliver to you a letter containing the names of _________ (3, 5, 10, etc.) students who are the most compatible for you - just in time for Valentine’s Day! No obligation, of course - confidentiality assured.

     She’s got a great smile - but are you really compatible? He’s a hunk, but what do you have in common? Soon you will have a chance to find out for sure. Computer Fun can eliminate the trial-and-error from dating by telling you who you are really compatible with. Confidential forms will be filled out on Thursday, and lists of “compatible dates” will be available in about two weeks. Sponsored by your student council.

Tammy:

Did you see the posters on “Computer Fun”?

Candy:

Yes, I’m anxious to fill out a questionnaire.

Tammy:

How does it work?

Candy:

You just answer the questionnaire as honestly as you can and turn in the answer sheet to _______________________ . Then, in two weeks you’ll get a chance to buy a personalized letter just for YOU with the names, grades (percentage of compatibility, phone #s, etc.) of __________ (3, 5, 10, etc.) guys who best match your interests for just $__________ . The last day to turn in your answer sheet is ________________ so hurry!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle.
And Debbie and Nancy and Tom
All signed up for Computer Fun
So they’ll have a choice for the prom.
Your answer sheets will be sent to Computer Fun for processing and your list will arrive with 10 names from which to choose.

      Don’t miss the fun.

Sue:

Pam, you need to treat yourself well.

Pam:

What do you mean?

Sue:

You could get a slice of the action!

Pam:

What are you talking about?!!?

Sue:

Sign up for the Computer Fun program, and you can find out the 10 most compatible males just for you.

Pam:

Tell me more!!**!!

Sue:

(Explanations as on other samples and according to your plans.)

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE TAKE OFF

Chevy Chase:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We’ve got 10 names

Lined up just for you

Emily:

Excuse me—what do you mean 10 dames just for you. For one thing it’s not proper to call women Dames and secondly what would I want with 10 dames.

Chevy:

Emily, we are talking about 10 names—not dames. These are the names of 10 compatible students you will receive from the cheerleaders’ computer match.

Emily:

How do I get the names of 10 men who I am compatible with?

Chevy:

What you do is: Wednesday, during lunch hour you fill out a questionnaire at the table that the cheerleaders will have set up in the hallway. The questionnaire will consist of 33 questions which will describe the things you like and dislike. The cheerleaders will then send all the questionnaires to a computer company. The computer will match you up with guys you are most compatible with.

Emily:

Sounds great! I wonder who I will be compatible with.

     Old King Cole was a merry old soul, and did you wonder why? He signed up for Computer Fun, and said, “It’s a great buy!” Just fill out the questionnaire during lunch time (homeroom, etc.).  Sign up today, don’t miss the fun.

     Our high school in New York ran six "homemade" announcements in six days, which the students very much enjoyed. They included a "soap opera" type scene with appropriate recorded organ music and background noise; a snobby British lady extolling the virtues of properly arranged relationships; a Chinese philosopher who spoke nonsense Chinese with his interpreter who translated hilarious lines (Professor Wung say: "Those who not fill out computer form in lobby will have bad morning breath all day long."

     A French girl with a sexy voice who was continuously being bothered by her amorous boyfriend, Pierre; a hicky redneck Bessie Mae Sassafras who had "a whang-dangle of an offer fer you. Friends 'n Neighbors;" (She also sang a ridiculous little ditty!); and finally. They had fun. Perhaps your drama/speech department could help you here.

     She's got a great smile - but are you really compatible? He's a hunk, but what do you have in common? Soon you will have a chance to find out for sure. Computer Fun can eliminate the trial-and-error from dating by telling you who you are really compatible with. Confidential forms will be filled out on Thursday, and lists of "compatible dates" will be available in about two weeks. Sponsored by your student council.

     Little Jack Horner sat in a corner one lonely Saturday night. He picked up the phone, but found no one at home and said, "What a dumb fool I was!" Jack missed the sign-up deadline for Computer Fun. Don't be like Jack, fill out your answer sheet today.
 

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